Friday, May 19, 2006

Onion Update

I try not to post about it too often, but sometimes I can't help linking to Onion News Stories. Here is breaking news from them:

LATEST: Court Rules Angels Must Change Name To 'Los Angeles Angels Of Anaheim, San Bernardino, Bakersfield, And The Greater Los Angeles Basin (Not Excluding Baja California)'

But even better than that is an article about Isiah Thomas - the headline reads: Report: President Isiah Thomas Has No Exit Strategy For Knicks. Here is a piece of the article:

Some critics are even calling for Thomas to pull all of his people out of harm's way in the NBA and into a league where they can be safe.

"Two years and millions of dollars down the drain, God knows how many lives wasted, and for what?" said a Knicks executive who asked not to be named. "Some of the best strategic and organizational minds in the business are telling him to get out of there, and yet he insists on staying the course. I can't imagine this sort of irresponsible—no, suicidal—leadership being tolerated anywhere else."
I love The Onion. Even their sports news is political commentary.

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